Old cat in library in new book deal

Well I'm a little jealous of Dewey the library cat. According to today's New York Times, he's just secured for his executors a $1.25 million book advance for his life story. That's a lot of nip! As with so many things, you can blame this all on a dog. Specifically, blame Marley because his book has been such a wretched success. Now the literary agents are queing at the pet store doors searching for for the next big pet writing talent.
Fritz was jealous too. He submitted this picture of himself in our library to many of New York's finest publishing houses. He thinks he looks, "erudite, yet approachable, aloft but not aloof". Alas, no calls .....so far