The Beauty of Bags and Boxes

Some of our favourite things, bags and boxes. These objects of beauty exist to be occupied by cats. On top of or inside them, either way, its our duty! It may be an unwritten rule, but it's certainly a central tenet of the cat code.
Below I may be observed displaying the appropriate behaviour in both bag and box examples of the genre:

A view from a box....

However, a bag or box shortage may create competitive pressures. Here you see me adopting a vigilant mode in a sucessfully occupied bag:

Alas, on this occassion, I was not able to maintain my advantage:

Do not fret however, peace was restored when the feeders procurred a box for Fritz. He was then able to demonstrate his truly distinguished box sleep-in technique:

Now that's text-book championship box filling, and championship napping, all in one go!

Tea Time. No Nip.

Well, a bit odd but a lot of tea seems to be consumed around here. An English Feeder obviously doesn't help. Let's be honest though, it may be an addiction. More tea is consumed around here than catnip is made available.
Now, we can always adapt, but Fritz tried inhaling the tea, as shown here, and he reports with some confidence (based on extensive experience), that he prefers the good old fashioned nip.

I do like to be beside the seaside

If your're a ginger cat, then like Fritz, I'd assume you're a fan of Orlando The Marmalade Cat. Our English feeder became very nostalgic upon news that his family back in Blighty just had a holiday in Aldeburgh, home of Orlando. The English feeder, in his youth, spent many happy holidays there. The Author of the Orlando books spent much time there. I'm not ginger, but nonetheless these are beautiful books and if you have never come across them, well, now you have, and I highly recommend them(Fritz recomends them as well - he's a fan as you see below):

A Snip and a Cut; one convenient location.

During their walkabout in today's sunshine (see post below), the Feeders also snapped this picture of our Vets office. We don't get outside much as you know, and when we do, it's invariably to visit the Vet. Thankfully, to date, only for routine matters. They are very nice there, and Fritz and I particularly like the lady Vets, even if we don't always take too kindly to the necessary "proceedures". I had forgotten until today's picture about one of my earliest visits. Suffice it to say, when I emerged, I qualified for the Unisex haircuts conveniently available right next door!

Feeders Find Favourite Food Source.

It's a beautiful day here in New York City - 80 degrees or so outside. The Feeders have been out and about in the neighbourhood. We're staying inside in the cool of the apartment, although we can see the going's on from the window. Today, right outside, the first street fair of the season appears to be in full swing in the sunshine, a far cry from last week's storm. The feeders took their camera out with them, and sure enough they took a picture of their favourite street fair stall. I have to say, athough I'm unaccustomed to paying for food myself, (so uncouth don't you think?), this seems like a good deal:

Cooking with Ernie - New on the Kittie Food Channel (K.F.C)

Good Evening. Hungry? Fritz and I are, frequently. Actually, our particular frequency is twice a day, and we're quite particular about strict observance of OUR schedule. Fritz taught me a thing or two about how to prepare, and ensure, a satisafactory feeding. I share some of this learning below. I'm still a humble apprentice of course. One day if we're all lucky, Fritz may post his masterclass.
Step one) Should commence approximately one hour before desired feeding. May be, indeed should be, continued in parallel with subsequent preparations: Begin with one or two plaintive mews, escalate throughout following hour and while adherring to further instructions, approach caterwauling levels as necessary. Modulate according to Feeder reaction.
Step Two) Prepare Vegetables. We all know Veggies are an essential part of a balanced diet. Obvious of course. However, please remember that ideally they should be thoroughly killed before consumption, according to illustration a. below.
Step Three) While escalting mewing towards louder levels, (see above), proceed to stalk your game (protein plays it's part too)! Birds, inevitably, popular; pigeons are top of the pops.! If an indoor-only cat, stalk as best as possible given the riduculous limitations and mime your obvious hunter -gatherer -bat around for a bit and then look up and say are you impressed - skills. Fritz demonstrates a classic initiation of Step 3 below:

Step Four) Meat and Veg having been symbolically acquired, we're close to actual feeding time. If necessary (sometimes, timing may be off and a few minutes are still left until feeding time), deploy "starvation roll with plaintive cry" move. Fritz may elaborate on this ancient and mysterious skill at later date if we are lucky: suffice to say, it's often confused (deliberately) with the common "rub my tummy I love you and am about to sleep regardless if you pet me or not" roll. One variation is demonstrated by the master below, (but which, do you know?):

Step Five) Proceed to Kitchen and observe the appropriate Feeder reactions to the preceeding preparations; enjoy thoroughly the resulting contents of the can of food..
I've no doubt been preaching to the choir here, but I like at least to keep my notes and to share. We were, after all, all young once, and I hope these observations may assist the youth who lack the kind of mentoring I enjoy from wise older Fritz.
Step Six) As if you needed to know, Fritz here demonstrates the standard position:

Bon Appetit! K.F.C. will return as soon as we have any variations upon proven proceedures.

Feeders Find their way home!

Hooray, the feeders are back! They look happy to see Fritz and I, as well they might be!
Our thanks to Robert, our expert (and generous -tee, hee) guest feeder. Robert even fed the Flappie , upto a grand old 21 whatever-they-are points, and so all is well.
Along with Robert, we weathered the big storm up here, while the Feeders basked in the sunshine (?) of Northern Ohio. Happily, their homing instinct is as strong as that of an outdoor cat!
In Ohio, they only had the childhood cuddly cats of one of the feeders to remind them of us. They look cute certainly, but really, no substitute for Fritz and I, even if they are rather posh-looking Steiff cats.


We hope you are all happily safe and warm and home tonight. We are!