Monday, May 28, 2007

True Confessions!

We've been tagged by DaisyMae Maus for the True Confessions Meme. We're told that the rules are loose. We only have to reveal as much as we want and tag as many cats as we like. So hang on tight... we're about to share our deepest, darkest secrets!

Ernest's Confessions:

1. Before I had my operation, I tried to make "sweet love" to Fritz a couple of times. I don't think he liked it very much because he turned around and beat me. Now I'm an "N" just like Fritz!

2. Sometimes I sleep like a person... I lie on my back like a person with my arms and legs at my sides and my tail sticking out.

3. After using the litter box, I like to shoot of it as fast as possible! The Feeders say I'm like a jet leaving kitty litter in my wake!

Fritz's Confessions:

1. If the litterbox does not meet my very high standards, I will stage a protest pee. Fortunately, the Feeders have proven very easy to train and I only had to protest twice. The litterbox has been satisfactory for the past several years.

2. The first time I met the American Feeder's mother, I was a three-month old kitten. I was so excited that I tried to run up her leg! Fortunately, the Feeder saw what I was about to do and stopped me. It turns out that the Feeder's mother was wearing a skirt and did not like the idea of a kitten climbing her leg. I can't imagine why!

3. My best friend as a kitten was a rottweiler! I know that as a cat, I'm not supposed to like dogs, but some of them are a lot of fun!

I tag George, Tipper, Max and Misty of the Crew, Pearl and Pumpy of Feline Fine and Maurice, Pixie and Elmo of the Ginger Cats Tales. If any other cats want to play, you should!


Caesar and Princess said...

Ernest, I would realllllly really like to see some pictures of you sleeeping like a person.

Fritz, i think that is very cool that you were friends with a doggie.

We really enjoyed learning these secrets and we will never tell anyone. esp about the peeing thing, Fritz. You might not get invited over for visits. I'm just saying....


Bad Kitty Cats & Megan said...

Hehehe... we love your confessions! Purrs on this beautiful day!

DaisyMae Maus said...

Thanks for playin'! I learned lots of good stuff about both of you!

The Ginger Darlings said...

We are thinking hard about what we might confess, though we fear She has more confessions than we would have. We are so good and can never do wrong!It is a sunshine day. We will lie in the shine of it and think and remember.

Daisy said...

Those are funny confessions! Ernest, I have found that it is very exciting to go Number 2 in the litter box, so as soon as I am done I RUN as fast as I can like a crazy cat around and around the house. Going Number 1 is not exciting.